9 incher

The name for people on the Internet who claim to have a 9 inch long dick, although all they are looking for is cyber sex and nude pictures. When women ask for their nudes in return, the will most likely say "brb I'll take some" but are actually google searching the following-
"my dick"
"jacking off"
"big cock"

Please note:
Most 9 inchers tend to claim they are between 14-20 years of age.
Studies show 75% are actually over the age of 35.

Anita: I was online yesterday lookin for dick pics, and I went to a chat room and found this guy who sent me some!
Jamie: Oh really? Was he a 9 incher?
Anita: No! Wait... Good question. BRB.
Jamie: K.
*two minutes later*
Anita: GOD DAMMIT!
Jamie: Lmao

by theinternetisadangerousplace October 8, 2009

9 incher

What some of us claim to have when flaccid

"Hey did you see Lucas today!

"Yea his 9 incher was bigger than Steves!"

by ShotTaker9 April 1, 2016