Wineshots 

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.

Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.

Wineshots by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019

Wingohock 

When a person dribbles, spits, gleeks or "hocks" on a "member" with the purpose and intent of lubrication.

Stacy was on the rag, so she started to grip and rip instead... I'd a died if she hadn't wingohocked it first.

Wingohock by Mata Fakau January 17, 2009

Amy Winehands 

A game in which players tape 2 bottles of wine to their hands. One bottle of white which is usually drunk first while it is still cold, and one bottle of red. The player may not remove either bottle until both bottles have been finished. Similar to edward ciderhands.

I pissed myself earlier while playing Amy Winehands

Amy Winehands by DennisCarbon October 12, 2010

wineosaur 

What a doofus thinks a wine expert is called.

The wine list looks great, but let's ask a wineosaur for help.

wineosaur by El Barrel August 30, 2015

Winehousing 

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages following a night of intense drinking in order to fend off hangovers, shame and feelings of impending death; typically occurs in the morning or early afternoon.

"dude, I am dying after last night, aren't you hungover?"

"Nah, I'm good, I've been winehousing it since 9am. Is McDonald's still serving breakfast?"

Winehousing by lamaratl November 2, 2011

Amy Winehouse 

Well, they tried to make her go to rehab.. but she said no no no.

Amy Winehouse doesn't know know know.

Amy Winehouse by Krisk & Kim June 22, 2009

wineo 

an alcoholic who has resorted to getting drunk off wine stored away in his home. usually said wineo has no life and will walk around aimlessly stumbling drunk.

"Shauna beat up this wineo that ran at her stumbling"

wineo by mckibbon September 3, 2008