windy biscuit

when you take your dog (also works with skanky ho's) by the scruff of the neck or collar and proceed to put its snout into the depths of your rectum and rip an ass explosion so hard into the subjects face that they get blown through a wall, giving it a smelly treat to enjoy for hours

Last night Jimmy brewed up an anal masterpiece and gave his faithful dog a windy biscuit.

windy biscuit by Bond005 August 27, 2007

wind biscuit

When you fart and it sounds like a wisp of air.

Dave let fly a little wind biscuit.

wind biscuit by Joe Z January 10, 2007

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Wind biscuits

Chunks of a fart that are not exactly air. They can be soggy or chunky, and often smell like a dead newborn that just crawled out of a dead skunks butthole. Having wind biscuits can commonly result in a change of underwear; but not a change of pants

During the naked bike race, 1st place, jimmy, decided to release some gas. Unfortunately for second Second place (billy) the fart contained poop flakes from Jimmy's unsatisfactory attempt at wiping which sputtered back behind him.
Billy- Jimmy! You butthead! You got your wind biscuits on my chin!

Wind biscuits by Itsameamario7 December 29, 2013

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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