Window action
Window action by Pa-ren-tal December 28, 2011
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Windows Activation
The way Microsoft annoys you with a pop-up every 1 hour if you dont have wi-fi to activate Windows (why tf do you need to activate Windows anyways, isnt buying ur license enough proof?)
Damn! I can´t use Windows 7 anymore because I don´t have Wi-Fi to activate it with Windows Activation
Windows Activation by Dieguito0512 September 7, 2020
windows accelerator
"Hey Mario! How come your windows accelerator kicks in everytime you leave the booth?? It appears to be an away message"
windows accelerator by beefjerkeytime! May 26, 2009
Activate Windows Watermark Removal
Launch the Notepad application and create a new, blank note.
Copy and paste the following block of text into your Notepad
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
Go to File, then click on Save as. Name the file Activation.bat and change the file format to All files.
Choose the location where the file becomes easily reachable, and click the Save button. I recommend saving files like this on your Desktop to maximize accessibility.
Right-click on the file and choose Run as administrator. If you don’t have this option, you’re not signed into an account with admin permissions.
Restart your device and enjoy life without watermarks!
Copy and paste the following block of text into your Notepad
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
Go to File, then click on Save as. Name the file Activation.bat and change the file format to All files.
Choose the location where the file becomes easily reachable, and click the Save button. I recommend saving files like this on your Desktop to maximize accessibility.
Right-click on the file and choose Run as administrator. If you don’t have this option, you’re not signed into an account with admin permissions.
Restart your device and enjoy life without watermarks!
Activate Windows Watermark Removal (easy and legit)
Jane: How do i get rid of this annoying watermark telling me to activate windows?
John: Put
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
into a .bat file and run it as admin.
Restart your computer and it should be gone.
Jane: How do i get rid of this annoying watermark telling me to activate windows?
John: Put
@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit
into a .bat file and run it as admin.
Restart your computer and it should be gone.
Activate Windows Watermark Removal by RemiKYS March 4, 2022
Activate windows
Activate windows by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020
Activate Windows
PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*
*Click*
*...*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*
*Click*
*...*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
Activate Windows by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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