4 definitions by Ellipsis115
PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*
*Click*
*...*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*
*Click*
*...*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019
*Static*
Welcome to AOYP FM!
*Static*
*Risin' up...*
*Your head is splitting in two*
*...back on the street...*
Shane - *What *happened* last night?!?...*
*You feel a tender brush on the back of your head*
Shane - *What *HAPPENED*?!?*
*Meow*
Shane - *Not again!!!*
*You shift yourself to the right open your eyes*
*...You must fight just to keep them alive...*
*You lock eyes.*
*...Face to face...*
*You get up slowly and find the flat banged up and your possesions gone*
Shane - I've been...
Aslan - Cat burgled.
Aslan - Here's the deal; we do this kinda thing now and then and you get to keep what's yours.
Shane - And why would I agree to such a thing?!???
Aslan - Because you know you want to...
Shane - OK but how do I know you'll stay loyal?!?
Aslan - Hey! I'm no cheetah!
Shane - How do I know you aren't lion?!?
Aslan - *Shifts eyes trying to think of something pawsable*
Shane - *Follows gaze to a...*
Shane - It can't be!
*Webcam*
*Static*
*...the thrill of the fight...*
*Ellipsis*
Shane - *Why does it always have to end in catastrophie?*
Shane - *I need to find some bin liners.*
Shane - *I can't let this cat out of the bag.*
*Static*
*Risin' up...*
*Your head is splitting in two*
*...back on the street...*
Shane - *What *happened* last night?!?...*
*You feel a tender brush on the back of your head*
Shane - *What *HAPPENED*?!?*
*Meow*
Shane - *Not again!!!*
*You shift yourself to the right open your eyes*
*...You must fight just to keep them alive...*
*You lock eyes.*
*...Face to face...*
*You get up slowly and find the flat banged up and your possesions gone*
Shane - I've been...
Aslan - Cat burgled.
Aslan - Here's the deal; we do this kinda thing now and then and you get to keep what's yours.
Shane - And why would I agree to such a thing?!???
Aslan - Because you know you want to...
Shane - OK but how do I know you'll stay loyal?!?
Aslan - Hey! I'm no cheetah!
Shane - How do I know you aren't lion?!?
Aslan - *Shifts eyes trying to think of something pawsable*
Shane - *Follows gaze to a...*
Shane - It can't be!
*Webcam*
*Static*
*...the thrill of the fight...*
*Ellipsis*
Shane - *Why does it always have to end in catastrophie?*
Shane - *I need to find some bin liners.*
Shane - *I can't let this cat out of the bag.*
by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019