by dvoid March 12, 2005
When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber.
Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.
Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone.
Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
Gary was so turned off by that girls nasty fetish that his chub turned into a wilted cucumber and he could not recover not matter how many viagra pills he inhaled.
by Rudy M. Fields March 18, 2010
Wilt Chamberlain is the G.O.A.T of the NBA
Wilt Chamberlain is known for scoring 100 points in a single basketball game and averaging 50.4 PPG in a Single season and he is the greatest of all time.
by tman43 September 3, 2018
The time you just HAVE to go and take a pis, after delaying it for a long time because you were doing something important.
At the wilting point its easy to get injured since you run fast towards the toilet with your hands on your crotch and your eyes at the floor. Many people at the wilting point have broken a toe as they hit an oven or something on their way to the toilet
At the wilting point its easy to get injured since you run fast towards the toilet with your hands on your crotch and your eyes at the floor. Many people at the wilting point have broken a toe as they hit an oven or something on their way to the toilet
"this movie is damn good, but I really have to pis...but I can't go now or I'll miss the cool scene"
*15 minutes later*
"SHIT! WILTING POINT! *run*"
"ouch"
*15 minutes later*
"SHIT! WILTING POINT! *run*"
"ouch"
by The Crimson King April 15, 2005
He was a great basketball player. Probally the greatest center of all time. He scored and rebounded with such ease. If he went up against Shaq some say he'd kill him some say Shaq would kill him. I think it'd be a good matchup but shaq might over power him. ANYWAYS he was a great basetball player but can never be compared to Michael Jordan for
1. they play completly differnt positions and had a completly differnt skill
2. jordans better :)
1. they play completly differnt positions and had a completly differnt skill
2. jordans better :)
by diz dik June 12, 2005
Wilting action caused by:
1. Unexpected unattractive woman in a group of hot babes
2. Oddly disappointing situation. (usually sexual in nature)
Synonyms: shrinkage(see Seinfeld),innie, hard off, boner-killer
Antonyms: schwing or schwing!, boner, woody, sproing etc...
1. Unexpected unattractive woman in a group of hot babes
2. Oddly disappointing situation. (usually sexual in nature)
Synonyms: shrinkage(see Seinfeld),innie, hard off, boner-killer
Antonyms: schwing or schwing!, boner, woody, sproing etc...
1. Kim Basinger... SCHWING! but who is is that with her?? ...Joan Rivers... Sha-wilt...
2. My Hot babe girlfriend finally wants a threesome... with your mom... sha-wilt!!!
2. My Hot babe girlfriend finally wants a threesome... with your mom... sha-wilt!!!
by Aimless November 9, 2004
by SGilbert February 17, 2018