wilnot 

A turd nugget which 'wil-not' budge from your anus, even when wiped on many occasions.

'LOOK there is a wilnot stuck to that rabbit's arsehole!'

wilnot by Han, Ju n El January 20, 2007

wilmoth 

Being awesome at all things all the time when you aren't evening trying, this just happens to you

That was such a wilmoth move

wilmoth by Wilmur88 March 27, 2016

willot 

a shit faced poo man who would rig the election just to get the nicest room in his flat

make sure you don't do a willot when we move into our new home

willot by the meme king of bristol October 10, 2021

Willnot

A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.

I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.

Willnot by jimco December 28, 2005

Willnot

n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.

"How was your day today?"

Willnot by Will April 7, 2003

wilknots 

the shit that sticks to the hairs on your hole after a hefty shite and all knotted together with bog roll as well

john candy's hole after a shite

wilknots by Mr A-bot August 28, 2003

Wilcot

A true gentlemand, even when intoxicated.

Man, even after all these shots John is treating her like a Wilcot.

Wilcot by Wally26 September 24, 2018