A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.
I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.
by jimco December 15, 2005
by Biggussar January 26, 2008
by Will April 07, 2003
by garfielded3e March 24, 2007
A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.
by nick February 09, 2004
by kAELA November 12, 2003
An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.
Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!
by sneakyteaky August 12, 2006