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willhoit 

a Willhoit is one unit of coffee. Mr. Al Willhoit of Wauconda High School drinks so much coffee that he deserves the unit of coffee named after him. He burned his tounge too many times and that's why he has a lisp.
Im buzzed cuz i had 1200 willhoits today!
willhoit by WHS February 25, 2005
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willhoite 

Look at those sexy Willhoite's, they really turn me on.
willhoite by willhoitemk December 25, 2014
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mrs wilhoite 

a turkish middle aged woman that teaches 7th and 8th graders and has no purpose in living.
dude shes such a mrs wilhoite
mrs wilhoite by your dads gay January 8, 2019

willhite 

A group of very good looking people who get together, drink, smoke, and talk badly about other people including family members.
the Willhites are such assholes
willhite by Willhite September 14, 2021

Wilhoit's Law 

A definition of conservatism from a blog response by Frank Wilhoit: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
"Did you hear that yet another Republican politician admitted to getting his wife an abortion? But he's still opposed?" "Yeah, Wilhoit's Law. It is what it is."
Wilhoit's Law by Punditos Maximos August 19, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026