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3.
A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.
"Hey! You owe me a Wilf, eh?"
"How much is that poutine, friend?" "It's a Wilf."
by Sknarts November 29, 2011
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1.
Wife I would like to fuck.
Look over at that wilf in Wal-Mart.
by coppertop December 13, 2003
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2.
"Wife I'd Like (to) Fuck"
A married women with no kids who you'd like to fuck.

"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl

"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied
by reiles January 03, 2009
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4.
Woman
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck
Daaaaaaaaaaamn, she sure is a wilf!
by Wilf November 28, 2003
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5.
Wear 'em out Wilf an old Comic-book character (Whizzer) that used to destroy and break anything and everything he came into contact with

Used as a nickname for clumsy people
Wear 'em out Wilf/Wilfred/Wilfy

He's only gone and Wilfed his trousers again

How come he keeps smashing things? hes such a Wilf

Wilf is a walking disaster area
by Only1Wilf July 10, 2011
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6.
Walrus i'd like to fuck
man look at all those wilfs
by wilfmister September 30, 2010
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7.
Werewolf I'd Like to Fuck, or simply Wolf I'd Like to Fuck.

Referring to Jacob Black from Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
"When that hottie with the body Jacob Black turned into a werewolf, I almost had an orgasm sitting in the movie theater. I would so tap that wilf."
by screwmehard November 21, 2009
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