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What was I Looking For?

Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.
This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.
by E R D April 15, 2007
 
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Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."
At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."
by Chesai August 23, 2006
 
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walrus i'd like to fukk
I would love to eat potato salad out of a wilf's vagina.
by Drew Bruning & Adam Harju April 09, 2007
 
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'Willy I'd like to fondle'

Female version of MILF (or something like that)
"Look at the size of that package - now theres a WILF"
by Photon October 03, 2004
 
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A dude that looks like Will Ferrell, but he's funny so chicks want to bang him.
Hot chick at bar: Wow, that guy's a total WILF. I hope he proceeds to mount me like a wildebeest.
by Willlie September 22, 2007
 
33.
derived from the word milf; meaning weightlifter id like to fuck.
"Look at those wilfs snatching like no other!"
by wilfs January 06, 2008
 
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Wolfe id like to fuck
Mrs. Wolfe is such a wilf, did u see her clean myg0tkwolfe computer screen?
by Kevin Mcwolfe April 29, 2005
 
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"Whale I'd Like to Fuck"

"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".
by Mesus June 26, 2006