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Wildetroll 

Derived from the two words 'wildebeest' and 'troll' a wildetroll is an overweight obnoxious and narciccistic male, generally with pimples on his back, who lives to torment, harrass and upset his family and/or partner.
In addition to these 'attributes', the person is more often than not extremely lazy, oversleeps, overeats, snores, is sexually dysfunctional due to having smoked his entire life and the battering ramp he sports around his middle.
He will often blame his partner for the poor quality of sex, quick to brand her as "a turn off" until one fateful night after a week of obsessive compulsive masturbating over soft porn, the individual has an attack of conscience over his partner crying herself to sleep the night before and admits that the problem lies with him, his lack of stamina and his inability to haul his own ass.
He can be quickly identified, even from a distance as the asshole who yells out commands such as "get back to your box (room) bitch" (addressing his partner), and "you'll do as your told. I am god".
Person 1 : "Gee, check out that bastard who is threatening to let that poor woman walk home from the parking lot with all the groceries. He could stand to lose some weight himself".
Person 2 : "I know, right? What a Wildetroll!"
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Willetton 

Willetton is a quite big subburb, full of teenagers who fight during parties for nothing.
They are called Willo-rats
Willo-rat1: fuk yeh lets chill at southlands
willo-rat2: yer bru gonna scab smokes at the skate park
willo-rat1: alright lets bail
willo-rat2: i love willetton!
Willetton by d0ughb0y February 9, 2009

Willytron 

The dead-conquering, e-famous, valiant knight of techno. Willytron has awed and inspired thousands with his hypnotizing hips and rainbow-sparkled glasses. Willytron's performance is available for viewing on youtube and facebook. But be fore-warned: Willytron may change your life.

Oh, and no, I didn't mean "Jillytron"
"Willytron looks like a cross between Elvis and a bag of amniotic fluid."
"I'm pretty sure that when God created e-infamy he had Willytron in mind."
Willytron by Rage of Kage May 7, 2008

willetton shs 

once upon a time willy wonka shat. he called it willytton shshs. a place where numbfuck maroon blue uniform wearing zombies go against their will(y), or else they would be shanked by the Department of Education. they get taught by teachers who end up as another suicide statistic
i went to willetton shs and ended up doing drugs

Willerton 

A inhibitant of the world who is amazing and graceful. Willerton originates from Wiglaf's farm in the north of England.

Willertons have strong blood, and are able to endure any battles and grievances life throws at them; while party-ing hard at the same time.

Willertons rock. End.
That Willerton girl is such a great person.
---- Willerton is amazing, we love him/her
Willerton by Willyyyyy May 3, 2011

Willetton 

Southern Suburb in Perth, Australia. Has a shopping centre called Southlands, the only thing there. Also the place Rove McManus grew up. Willeton has a diverse population and is about 25% Asian.

Along with Rossmoyne and Applecross, Willetton SHS is one of the highest performing Public Schools in the State. Willo and surrounding suburbs have a high immigrant (mostly asian) population, probably why those schools do so well because they are 50% Asian 50% Other, most who have strict parents do anything to make them go there and force them to do well.

Apart from that a nice place to live with nice people, a lot like most suburbs in Perth.
Guy: Willetton's a nice suburb
Willetton by perthguy999 January 17, 2011

wilburton 

A shitty town located near the bottom of Oklahoma, it's filled with Crackheads, Drama, and Shitty weed.
Guy 1: hey guys do y'all know where I can get meth?

Guy 2: yea man if you go to Wilburton you can find some.