wiggly-dick 

a man of un-specified age, who unknowlingly boasts of un-told about a great many things. Basically, a jizz rag

"Snorlax is way more ripped than you wiggly-dick!!"
-Ian Dickson

wiggly-dick by Little Gords March 20, 2007

wiggle dick 

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.

wiggle dick by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010