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RB Wigglez 

someone who likes to wiggle his wiggler in girls
Man you r such a RB Wigglez
RB Wigglez by mick douch butt October 12, 2009

wigglement 

An idiotic person. Absent minded. An ogrish fool. An ogre.

also a wiggling nose or hoenose
That isn't how you play the bass wigglement.

Wigglement!

Look at the wigglement on that girl!
wigglement by Mo "the Fro" April 22, 2008

Wigglette 

Wigglette is the definition of a young imitation of a wigger. Also know as a junior wigger.
That guy is such a wigglette.
Wigglette by La'NinYa dawg October 18, 2014

wiggleitis 

The inability to sit still for more than thirty seconds. Most commonly afflicts youngsters, but people of any age can be significantly affected by it. Often is diagnosed incorrectly/unfairly by insensitive and/or "tedious" people who possess either an uncommonly-high level of patience/indifference for whatever monotonous condition/activity is making said sufferer(s) have ants in their pants, or the colorless/heartless mindset/ability to create/maintain such an elevated level of palpable tedium themselves. It may also be a lack of memory of the torturer's OWN childhood which causes him to mindlessly subject the sufferer to such intolerably boring circumstances, since it may not occur to him that HE HIMSELF would likely not have been able to withstand such agonies when he was the sufferer's age, either.
Amused gramma, observing a whimpery squirming child in a church pew: You have an advanced case of wiggleitis.

Child: Yeah?! Well, didn't YOU ever have trouble sitting still during church services when YOU were a child?
Amused gramma, shrugging casually and naively: No, not really, sweetie --- at your age, I was a choir girl, and we all hadda rehearse for hours every week. But I loved it, 'cuz I always felt so close to The Lord, and I---

Child, bursting into noisy floods of tears and jumping up to storm out the door: Oh, that DOES it --- I'm OUTTA here! I'm going swimming --- it's too hot and stuffy in here to sit and listen to this nonsense!
Amused gramma, serenely watching the child stomp out of the church and slam the door behind him, then turning back and exchanging amused helpless shrugs with other old-fogy parishioners before placidly settling back in her hard wooden pew-seat and composedly resuming listening to the preacher's seemingly-endless droning.
wiggleitis by QuacksO December 18, 2016

Wiggleicious

A word that DarkViperAU just invented right now.
That wasn't very wiggleicious.
Wiggleicious by Retrored5 May 25, 2020

Wiggleing 

The act of repelling women.
Art is wiggleing all the 10s I invited
Wiggleing by Abc123 xyz March 22, 2023