stiffy wiffy

a slang term for an erection, usually used in dominant female / submissive male relationships.

dom: does my sub have a stiffy wiffy for me?
sub: yes mommy

by urhahamomhaha August 24, 2022

Wiffy

Guy version of a queef. Air coming through the dick hole; “man, did you seriously just wiffy right now?”

Chad and I were doing the deed when a wiffy came out of nowhere

by Father of Wiffy June 13, 2022

Wiffies

To have withdrawals. The feeling of missing someone too much to the point its overwhelming.

I miss him so much, I’m having wiffies.

by It-was-always-gonna-be-me October 21, 2021

Wiffie

An alternate spelling of wifey, short for wife, also can be used to refer to your bestie. (Is pronounced wifey or whiff-"e")

My wiffie is the sweetest. I love her so much.

Get a wiffie like me and you'll be set for life!

I have a wiffie.... I love them.

by LingDanc803 February 17, 2023

piffy wiffy

Piffy wiffy means that you're so pissed off and cannot tolerate people's bullshit anymore, or, the person at hand is having a very awful day and needs to let off some steam.

jon arbuckle: "Garfield did you eat my lasagna again?"

Garfield: "No, what makes you say that Jon?" Garfield says as he cleans his lasagna-covered cat mouth.

Jon: "GARFIELD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PIFFY WIFFY AAAAAHHHH." as Jon shouts he slams the door behind him in a fit of rage.

by ርસ૯ᆩվ April 7, 2023

Wiffis

The aged old art of sniffing fanny whilst eating a strong cheese roll. This act was practised by the ancient Parcastrian race who realised that the art of fanny sniffing should be performed whilst hungry therefore to eat a strong cheese roll at the same time was introduced and must take place simultaneosly

I am performing a wiffis tonight namely sniffing some decent fanny whilst eating a strong smelling cheese roll.

Your breathe smells like you have been Wiffising you dirty old sod.

by Boris Wiffis January 30, 2008

Wiffi

Also common known as Wi-Fi, this is the mispronunciation and more hilarious way to use it. Recently used by Kevin Hart in Ride Along.

Friend: "Feel free to use my laptop."

Me: "Thanks, what's the wiffi?"

by rednovemburr June 9, 2014