<IO-> wifs == teh gay
<wifs> mMmm... anal passage...
by io June 19, 2003
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The sensual part of a woman’s hips that curve out pleasingly and provide a love handle for a man that wishes to know her carnally. Misinterpreted from Missy Elliott’s song “Work it
Oh gurl, I love them wifs when you’re wearing that underwear.
by Margauxxxx December 27, 2019
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I wonder what my wif is doing for tea.

Come here wif, I want you.
by jedipunk September 9, 2003
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(W)isconsin (I)nbreed (F)aggot

Anyone from wisconsin knows the term FIB, (fucking illinois bastards). WIF is what people from illinois retort back to them. Being from illinois, you also have the satisfaction of knowing your better than everyone from wisconsin too.
None of these stupid WIF's know how to drive.
by Carl B September 14, 2004
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Term used as a replacement for "with" when they are physically incapable or too stupid to say the word correctly due to a wop accent
"How da fuck am I gonna get along wif dis Jabroni?"
by captnich March 21, 2018
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noun
The definition of a wif is the female friend with whom someone has a regular or exclusive romantic or sexual relationship and have atleast one child with.
A : Who are these girls ?
B : That's my lovely wif and daughter.
by Top gun 676767 October 17, 2019
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