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Wienerized 

When you rub your wiener all over something.
Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!
Wienerized by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

wienerpixels 

Unsolicited pictures of a man's genitals, usually sent as an email attachment. Common occurrences when using dating websites and/or Craigslist.
Karen enjoyed talking to BigTony73 until he emailed her some wienerpixels.
wienerpixels by Dex Dexter January 30, 2008

wienerparty 

A social occasion usually involving alcohol which either accidentally or intentionally is made up of only or nearly exclusively guys.
Intentional:
Bob: Man, this is such a wienerparty.
Jim: Yeah, great party isn't it? Girls suck.

Accidental:
Bob: Man, this is such a wienerparty.
Jim: Yeah, this party sucks. Let's go somewhere with girls.
wienerparty by V2 December 23, 2004

wienercicle 

a sausage wrapped in sweetened corn batter usually on a stick; a corndog; the preffered spelling of weinercicle
I could really go for a delicious wienercicle when I'm done fellating you.
wienercicle by Throbbing Monster February 11, 2009

wienertizer 

:/ˈwinər-tī-zər/: A prank or joke, usually performed by children in grades 1-5, in which the target's penis, (hence wiener) is grabbed a shaken around in rough, jerking movements. The wienertizer is traditionally performed on the target while he is seated at a lunch table by a single assailant hidden beneath said table. A classic wienertizer typically involves the collusion of multiple "friends" who distract the victim in order to conceal the sudden disappearance of the assailant from the table.

Frequent performance of the wienertizer is a strong indicator of future homosexuality, while excessive wienertization can lead to serious developmental problems requiring years of therapy to unwind.
Dan (To Mike): Hey Dan, look over there! Is that tucan?
Mike: Huh, what?
(As Mike is distracted, Brian creeps under the table)
Mike: AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Dan: OOOHhhhh, Brian gave you a wienertizer!

wienerism 

Wienerism is not only a political ideology, but a way of life. It revolves around using the word wiener in multiple special ways. People who abide by wienerism tend to have good senses of humor.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about my mom?
Person 2: Yeah! she converted to wienerism! that's great.
Person 1: I know... but she hasn't stopped saying the word "wiener" since last week!
wienerism by dfwiener June 20, 2011