clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

clock weights by Crawlover July 3, 2004

weightsist

someone who is rude or against others weight

That guy is so weightsist, he called me fat.

weightsist by m0053 March 14, 2009

Banging the weights 

Exactly like "hogging" or hooking up with a fat chick. My brother always hooks up with bigger girls after a few beers. He said he was going to bang the weights, so I assumed it was slang for chasing chubbies.

How'd your night go?
It was rough, ended up banging the weights.

Banging the weights by Sir Pukesalot March 5, 2011

paper weights 

A slang term for bras knuckles

Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights

paper weights by Drifter4 January 15, 2008

Touch weights 

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Touch weights by Brad Helms February 2, 2009

Crush Weights

To bench press a heavy amount at the gym.

Man, I can't wait to go to the gym later and crush weights

Crush Weights by Jan Mass January 13, 2008

Dutch clock weights 

When performing the 69 with the guy on top as he lowers himself down his scrotum rests on the bridge of his birds nose and a bollock falls into either eye socket,

Fat bird that you wanna eat but dont know or dont wanna try taking the wait of this big fattie on ya chest,
so you give her the dutch clock weights in the eyes,
as seen on a grandfather clock the winding weights on the chain that hangs down,

Dutch clock weights by james Venom August 21, 2006