wideclops

A girl whose eyes are too far apart.

Originally coined by author/comedian Aaron Karo in his popular email column "RUMINATIONS." (AaronKaro.com)

"That chick is a wideclops. I mean, I can only look her in the eye one at a time!"

wideclops by rumfan1999 March 29, 2005

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Wideclops

Wide, far-reaching eyes...allowing one to terminate any and all people within her sights.

I just saw Wideclops casing the halls, canning any and all that caught her sights, son!

Wideclops by Lebanese Lothario April 22, 2009

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wideclops • wydeclops • sideclops

wideclops

A person with eyes too far apart.

Did you see that chick I took home last night? She wasn't bad except for the wideclops.

wideclops by dick hurtz May 13, 2005

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WideClops

A person who, by poor breeding or birth defect, is afflicted by eyes that are too far apart.

Common symptoms include: panicked flight at the first sign of trouble, herd mentality, and lack of depth perception leading to inability to spot and attack prey.

Dude, I flew last night with a total WideClops. Solid enough dude but he kept trying to join on the assaults, I think he was trying to join the herd.

WideClops by tommyX April 24, 2018

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wydeclops

(Noun): A person who's eyes are too far apart.

"Damn, that bitch is a wydeclops."

wydeclops by Shantelle T. December 9, 2007

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sideclops

one of dem monster guys with one eye who hits people with his one eye. sideclops is also one of the x-man.

look at sideclops!!

sideclops by moneymanyo12 February 25, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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