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the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

legendary words said by a sigma that enraged a fandom composed of 12 year old homophobic boys
sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

whoreporate 

Pronunciation Key -hohr-per-it, -prit

–adjective
1. One in a corporate position who basks in the glow of corporate culture, lifestyle, and policy.
2. One who is in a corporate atmosphere and thrives in the pomp and circumstance involved with such type of element.
"Ever since they moved Mel from retail into Merchandising, he's been soaking it up. He's putting everything into spreadsheets, buying office supplies... he's even bought a suit. I think he's really gone whoreporate."
whoreporate by Romel Autus December 1, 2006

whoreporation 

Noun: a corrupt, self-interested transnational business that frequently puts profits above even the most minimum concern for employees, customers and the environment.
What are you going to do about it? That whoreporation is notorious for using slave labor.
whoreporation by Busky August 4, 2007

Whorepooned

To ultimately surrender to the persistant persuit of seduction generated by what you yourself would consider the least attractive whore in the current events surrounding atmosphere.
Dude I totally whorepooned last night.

whorepocrite 

An organism that converts money into lies. A whorpocrite has lobbying money inserted into its anus, reverse digests it, then excretes the waste products out of its mouth in the form of lies.

i.e., a politician
Whorepocrite; How do find them? Walk into either house of congress and throw a fucking dart.
whorepocrite by zantimisfit July 11, 2010

Whorepocrisy

hypocritical slut
On Real Housewives of Atlanta Phaedra called Kenya a whore while Phaedra was cheating on Apollo. Cynthia decided her conduct was “Whorepocrisy.”
Whorepocrisy by Uncle Joosie December 2, 2020