whoppertunities

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.

"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

by Daniel McLaren June 13, 2004

whoppertunity

The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.

You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.

by BobBoberBobest February 18, 2011

whoppertunity

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.

Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.

by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

whoppertunity

Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.

At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.

by QuacksO January 9, 2025