1. to utterly destroy someone or something
2. to beat someones ass
we just molly whopped their donkey business 3-0 in soccer
by sg-t September 8, 2008
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Someone places their nut sack in range of a sleeping persons face to where when the person bolts up into the sitting position after being punched in the stomach the nut sack will slap their face, than the victim follows through to a face plant in another mans bare ass crack. In short a tea bag followed by a Bionic Sit up.
"Nate and David gave Mike a hip hop molly whop to wake him up for work."
by XS-01 STRIKER November 30, 2014
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The action in the sport of trapshooting in which the target is turned completely into dust by the shooter in one single shot
Dude, I just completely dilly whopped that target and won the competition!
by beretta_dilly_whop July 26, 2011
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a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.
"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!
by JackofJacks November 29, 2022
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The act of whopping with your noodle.
Llomni was talking shit so I noodle whopped his ass!
by NoodWhop February 26, 2016
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