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Who loves the other most, Lexy or Samuel

Who loves the other most, Lexy or Samuel? Samuel loves Lexy more

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too 

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander
MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes

Exactly what it says
Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy

People who say they look bad to get the other person annoyed and earn a free compliment

YOU KNOW WHO YOUSE ARE
going out there

I see u

Well not really BUT! its true
People who say they look bad to get the other person annoyed and earn a free compliment Example
Girl "I look terrible"
Boy " No you dont"

Go search who will rock you(Lech hapes me yenaanea otcha!) 

This expression comes from Hebrew, when some one is nagging you asking for something you are not willing to give or do, you tell him to take a hike but in more harsh words. The other guy understands that he better not ask the same thing again.
Person A - "Give me another 5$, I will return it later (after he already borrowed 100..."

Person B -"Not in a million years, go search who will rock you!"

people who love to thrust on other people

People who love to thrust on other people are extremely stupid