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Whittlesea Railway Station

2 small platforms claiming to be a railway station in the town of Whittlesey, Cambs, UK.
Only served by a train every 2 hours it's a joke of a service.
It features a 30 year old beach shelter, lights, gates and a sign.
Ample Parking though!
A whole train cannot stop there as the platform is too short.
Now arriving at Whittlesea Railway Station.
Please move forward to the front two carriages or you won't be able to get off!
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whittlesford

The land of farmers and christians, just off duxford.
Anyone who doesn't read the whittlesford newsletter is branded a non-believer and/or satanist.
"Hey wanna go to the park?"

"Can't, it's whittlesford dude, we'll get crucified."
whittlesford by Haraju March 3, 2008

Whittlesey 

A kinda shit town near Peterborough, Cambridge. Has too many hairdressers, fuck all to do and filled with Year 7s who breathed in some second hand weed smoke and now think that they are gangsters. Most of the boys and even some of the girls have the meet me behind mcdonald's haircut. Also, kids in their early teens/preteens shag in the park. (Also has a shit 'railway station' that's not long enough to fit a whole train in and you have to go to the front 2 carriages to get out)
Whittlesey's pretty shite, ain't it

Whittlesey 

A place pikeys love to live
The small town in Cambridgeshire near Peterborough
Whittlesey by Ben Woodward December 12, 2003

whistlehead 

The blowjob a chick (or a guy for that matter) with no teeth gives.
Grandma took her dentures out and gave me whistlehead.
whistlehead by Mr. TVTL April 11, 2004

whistlehead 

People who only talk about football. And football is usualy the most important thing on their lifes.
Pedro is such a whistlehead he just forgot to pick his kids because of the football match.
whistlehead by Andredj June 11, 2008

Whittlefacker 

A d-bag that does not use their blinkers while driving and also honks their horn at you two seconds after the stoplight has turned green.
The light JUST turned green, you stupid whittlefacker!
Whittlefacker by Tural-grl June 3, 2010