Whitewell Syndrome 

a line of thought that rejects anything that is put forward by science, mainstream religion, or modern philosophy.

If you irrationally hate homosexuals, you have Whitewell syndrome.

If you reject all science in favour of biblical dogma, you have Whitewell syndrome.

If you think that criticism of your beliefs actually further solidifies your beliefs, you have Whitewell syndrome.

Person A: The Universe is vast and ancient and it is fascinating to learn about it.

Person B: There is nothing to learn as Genesis describes everything, let us go live in a hut and reject modern society!

Person A: Damn, we have lost someone else to Whitewell syndrome.

Whitewell Syndrome by Neuromancer1984 August 4, 2011

whitepilled 

The moment or series of events by which a person abandons despair and surrenders to the inevitability of hope; not out of sheer optimism, but from facing difficulty and nihilism head-on through the use of reason and inquiry. It is the final destination of those who are redpilled and blackpilled, and tends to happen when a person becomes cynical of cynicism, and skeptical of skepticism. It is named after the white-hot fire of hope in a pill form, and is medicine for the soul.

In C.S. Lewis' book "The Pilgrim's Regress", the main character is instantly whitepilled when he realizes the Spirit of the Age, and its many servants, are all lying to him, trying to convince him that milk and urine are basically the same thing: that both are just liquid secretions of a cow. But using reason, he replies "You lie. You do not distinguish between what nature has meant for nourishment and what nature has meant for garbage." And the spell of moral relativism and nihilism is broken.

"I think you are starting to whitepill me with all your 'boundless optimism' and 'good reasons for doing things'; also your ability to overcome impossible situations certainly isn't helping matters!"

In the story of Naruto, most of Naruto's enemies and friends end up being whitepilled by him, in spite of their suffering and anger at the state of the world.

whitepilled by Equal Standard March 29, 2019

Whitesell Worthy 

A pun so hilarious and or stupid that even Mr. Dave Whitesell himself would say. Garrenteed to get a pity laugh.

"Enough of this bolshevicks, stop stalin!" -Boy
"Oh that is a whitesell worthy quote!"-Girl

Whitesell Worthy by Scuppers11 November 15, 2011

Whinecellar 

A basement full of primarily Jewish women.

God damn, she complains alot. Let's throw her in the Whinecellar with the other Yiddish bitches who can't just be chill.

Whinecellar by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

WhiteWolfMeg 

The queen of scrubs, known to shame people who do wrong. A sensitive alcoholic with social anxiety.

"Hey some girl just called me a scrub and wanted me to fight me" "don't worry about it, that's just whitewolfmeg"

WhiteWolfMeg by ScrublordFerp September 18, 2020

whitewall 

to fill a bong's chamber completely with smoke while the bowl still has a ways to burn before snapping it. A true feat if smoking froma multiple chamber bong.

dude jordan whitewalled the double-chamber! his ass is gonna choke fer sure

whitewall by eson December 16, 2003

Jack Whitehall 

Young british comedian who represents the personification of what unfunny is.

This film, 'Epic Movie', is very Jack Whitehall.

Jack Whitehall by japan air December 31, 2010