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wiseacre 

Richie has the reputation for being a wiseacre.
wiseacre by G Know March 31, 2007

whitebread 

Belonging to the class of bland, clean-cut, middle-of-the-road suburbanite breeders. The Cleavers from the old TV show "Leave It To Beaver" are a familiar archetype of whitebread culture. Compare to yuppie.

The term implies profound cultural naïvete, blind consumerism, and an unquestioning "follower" mindset. Common trappings of the whitebread lifestyle include golf, Kenny G and Enya CDs, SUVs, an irrational fixation on lawn care, Golden Retrievers, nominally Christian religious beliefs, Old Navy clothing, moderate to conservative political views, bad Chardonnay, equally bad espresso, cookie-cutter houses, Bath & Body Works hygiene products, and very white-collar employment.

Though whitebread individuals are usually white, the term is not necessarily racial in meaning - the implication lies more with the blandness, predictability, and banality of plain white bread. Accordingly, "wonderbread" is often used as a synonym.
I'll bet the amount of money that whitebread neighborhood spends on lawn fertilizer could feed a small African nation.
whitebread by Greenie March 24, 2004

Whitetrees 

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat cauliflower by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)
Lets have some baby whitetrees with our dinner
Whitetrees by ITman May 4, 2008

whitestream 

When something is popular enough to be mainstream, but is really only mainstream for white people. Emo music is a good examle of whitestream.
Anup: Hey did you know snoop dog just had a show in town?

Tammy: Oh I loved him back in high school- that's too bad I missed it

Anup: It was good, the audience was almost entirely white people though-it was a little strange

Tammy: Yeah, I had heard he's really gone whitestream recently.
whitestream by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009
Hip Hop/Rap star. WhiteBred is a rapper out of Cincinnati. He raps under Break Em Off Entertainment with other Cincinnati rapper King. King & WhiteBred released their first album "Bleeding Hip Hop" in early 09'. They are currently working on their second album hoping to finish in late 09' or early 10'.
Did you see WhiteBred rip that mic up?
WhiteBred by Break Em Off July 25, 2009

Wiseacre 

That Emmet Wickersham is a real wiseacre, I tell you. I caught him stealing checkers off the board while I was looking at Lawrence Welk on the television set." "If he tries that just one more time, I'm calling the nurse."
Wiseacre by Markwonder August 30, 2010