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White Zone 

(n) a specific state of extreme intoxication caused by the gratuitous intake of two or more illicit substances, most often alcohol and marijuana. This state earned its name from the pale, pasty complexion of its sufferers.

The "White Zone" differs from a "Blackout" in that an afflicted person never loses consciousness and has full, albeit torturous, recollection of the state after it has subsided.

Symptoms include crippling dizziness, complete loss of motor function, cold sweats, and inability to communicate. Since marijuana suppresses muscle function (including gag reflex) vomiting is not only guaranteed, but prolonged further than if only alcohol had been consumed.
"Fuck dude, what's the matter with you?"

(prolonged groan, spits apathetically into puke bucket)

"Did you double-wammy?"

(another groan)

"You've hit the white zone."
White Zone by TylerMcBoozey January 10, 2009
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White Collar Friend Zone 

When you are working for free in hopes of getting paid in the future, but the client does not value you or your work to pay you, aka take it to the next level.
Chrissy: Ya, I've been doing some work for Tony, if he gets this new big contract, he is going to pay me, but for now, I am just gonna lay low.

Adriana: Chrissy, you have been doing this for 6 months and he hasn't paid you. You're in the White Collar Friend Zone. Even if he gets the contract, he is never going to pay.

whitezoned 

When no matter how hot you are, a girl won't sleep with you because you're white and she likes the BBC
Mate, Claudia will never sleep with you, you've been whitezoned!
whitezoned by eggthedlr March 29, 2015

Whitebone 

Loves pasta, that's it
You're eating pasta? You're such a Whitebone!
Whitebone by Tac0'd February 8, 2022

Whitebone 

A Pasta-Loving, Gun Wielding Hypixel Player who loves like every hypixel game and hates bad grades. If you upset he will murder you in bedwars, skywars, quakecraft, every duel on hypixel, etc.
You sweat hypixel? You're such a Whitebone.
Whitebone by Tac0'd February 8, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026