White Suburban Male

-The most oppressed minority in the internet

-The default race

-Reddit's main demographic

-The main target audience of media

"Did you know white males are oppressed by the Feminazis and niggers on a regular basis?"

"Check your privilege White suburban Male"

White Suburban Male by Falongrey11232 March 25, 2016

typical suburban white girl 

Symptoms indicate: LOVEING starbucks, Scared Of Everything and freaks about anything,All Super Fake, The second that interaction is over, they’re going to turn around and talk shit about each other in a second. think their "Typical white girl problems" are actual problems they like Taylor Swift, all that shit, suburban white girls love it. watch a movies with their friends while complaining that they’re single. Talks and texts using shorter things like "U" "2" "ttyl" "ILU" "OMG" and is ALWAYS self centered and flips her hair. Always asking about her appearance. AND last but not Least WHINES ALOT! WARNING IF YOU KNOW A TYPICAL SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL THAT HAS THESE SYMPTOMS THEIR MOST LIKELY STUPID TO, IF IF YOU HAVE ONE CALL 1-800-WHITEGIRL FOR HELP NOW.

"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."

"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*

"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"

typical suburban white girl by YourMyBitch June 1, 2014

Suburban White Trash

individuals who grew up in the suburbs of a major city with parents who were not poor. Tendency to have belief systems that meld conservative moral values and economic beliefs while being open minded/liberal on social issues. May have dabbled in alcohol, drugs, and sex at a very young age. Related to: white trash and suburban

Even though it is morally wrong, gays should be allowed to be married based on the principle of marriage.

We should fund research for HIV and AIDS to help cure the epidemics, but shouldn't help individuals who can't afford the prescriptions.

Suburban White Trash by meanie May 6, 2004

suburban white boy

a breed of white boy that only wears sports clothes talks with a really awful ghetto accent, spoiled af, all look the same. ugly, racist, homophobic

“hey, dude look at that racist ass suburban white boy over there, damn there ugly.

suburban white boy by tai22222 March 6, 2022

Suburban White Kid

A rich white kid that call the cops if you are slightly darker than them. They are seen as blinding to look at.
WARNING THEY WILL CALL YOU THE N-WORD (HARD-R) AND SAY THEY WERE FROM THE STREETS!!!!!!
P.S. They are not from the streets

Suburban White Kid: Times are tough in the streets of happyfield, Montana.

Suburban White Kid by Mr. BlackKnowItAll April 23, 2026