blue and white balls 

A frustrated state caused by the leafs inaility to win the Stanley Cup in 40+ years.

Joe: Did the leafs make the playoffs?

Bob: No, they choked yet again.

Joe: I can't take it anymore! I'm getting blue and white balls waiting for them!

blue and white balls by Richard El April 12, 2008

white walled balls 

When a man (me) with itchy balls uses too much gold bond his sack gets a tough outer enamel made of compacted powder and dried sweat.

I have white walled balls so bad it looks like I fucked the easter bunny.

white walled balls by Bill Flynn December 2, 2005

Blue Balls White Dick 

When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out

Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt

Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck

Blue Balls White Dick by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022

Big white hairy balls 

the thing under my willy

wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them

Big white hairy balls by TheCreatorOfBigWhiteHairyBalls June 12, 2023

Red, White and Blue Balls 

What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.

Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!

Red, White and Blue Balls by iwwf September 10, 2008

Red, White and Blue Balls 

What Chuck Norris gets instead of Blue Balls, this is because he is the greatest American to ever live.

Damn, look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!

Red, White and Blue Balls by Lior Freilich January 23, 2007

tie the white boy down and shock his balls 

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!

Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?

tie the white boy down and shock his balls by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021