white and nerdy

Weird Al's parody of Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty". From the album Straight Outta Lynwood released on Sept. 26, 2006. Anthem to D&D fans, anyone who speaks klingon, and nerdy white kids creating entries on websites such as this one. Also arguably more entertaining than the original song.

"I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream"

"They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy"

white and nerdy by blahtastic September 21, 2008

White and Nerdy

A song more entertaining and smarter then the original. Sung by ''Weird Al'' Yankovic, it features many stereotypical ''White and Nerdy'' things -non-spinning tyres, Wikipedia entries, Chess Club, Mayonnaise, Action Figures and braces instead of grillz....hilarious!

White and Nerdy is a really funny song, one of his best!

White and Nerdy by Jamachine November 18, 2006

White and nerdy

The theme song to all nerds who ever wanted to be gangstas.

I'm just to White and nerdy.

White and nerdy by 1337 lord October 10, 2006

Black White Nerd

A black person who pretends to be hood or gangsta but is secretly a wanksta who larps and plays dungeons and dragons.

"Hey my nigga wat it do Fool.(Later that day)I am the dungeon master and i shall smite you with my sword of justice
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are you really black or just a black white nerd

Black White Nerd by iaakra_28 October 4, 2010

Austin The White Nerd 

smells like ass and gave blowjobs to get his gaming pc, he only play valorant and usually leaves to cook or pray in the middle of the game

Shut Your Dad Up! He's Being Austin The White Nerd!

Austin The White Nerd by Ryuuu January 11, 2021

Needy Basic White Bitch

Not exclusive to, but, a high concentration of species of white female. These creatures that have become more and more prevalent, visible and somehow absurdly validated to some extent, with the advent of social media. This species is all over social media constantly putting up selfies. These selfies which all basically look the same. Furthermore, this female will go to any and all desperate extremes on social media through posts to get that all too precious attention that they need to make it through the day. These females think they are being coy about it. However, a deaf, blind, braindead person could see how blatant they are about it. This type of female has an outrageous sense of being unique, attractive and entitled. their entire existence revolves around them trying absurdly too hard at projecting those characteristics. However, in reality, they are painfully, hilariously, predictable, unoriginal and a living, walking stereotype. They also tend to exhibit high concentrations of self absorption. Which, ultimately, kills what ever attractiveness they may or may have not had to begin with. Face it, we all know one or more of them.....God help whomever is insane enough to take them seriously.

Person 1: "sweet Jesus, this needy basic white bitch is all up on Facebook with a selfie every damn day. She looks the same in every picture!"

Person 2: "It's either that or she's bitching about how many "creepy" guys are staring at her. But, we all know she goes out all hoed the hell up all the time."

needy, selfie, white girl, Facebook, Instagram, desperate, attention, starved, dumb, self-absorbed

Needy Basic White Bitch by Furiosa the Accursed June 3, 2016

tighty-whitey nerd 

A nerd wearing tighty-whities, i.e. white briefs. Has been culturally seen as the nerd type of underwear for decades, often made fun of and leading the wearer to become a victim of wedgies and pantsings.

At schools and other places, as well as culturally, as boxers and then boxer-briefs became popular, tighty-whities came to be seen as nerdy – partly because of their feminine shape, which is why briefs are sometimes also called manties or male panties.

In popular culture, this can for example also be seen in movies, TV shows etc., where most of the times whenever there is a nerdy character he wears tighty-whities, or when someone is being pantsed in a funny scene or becomes wedgied they usually wear tighty-whities.

In this day and age, because of this social stigma, you cannot really be seen wearing tighty-whities without being seen as nerdy by a lot of people, since it has become such a big part of popular culture and is portrayed in this way in movies, on television, talkshows etc. Avoid wearing if you do not wish to be wedgied, pantsed or made fun of for your underwear, since this is what tighty-whities has come to represent in popular culture.

Look at that tighty-whitey nerd!

Maybe he will one day change the world...

tighty-whitey nerd by whitebriefsforever May 8, 2024