whiping my ass 

an other word for kissin ass.

hey man you look nice today i like your hair, nikka quit whiping my ass i dont like you!

whiping my ass by ilymom December 19, 2009

ear whipping 

A sermon; especially one administered at a soup kitchen prior to food being served.

Bum #1: Hey, let's go to the Bread of Life mission tonight for dinner!

Bum #2: NO, NOT THERE!!! They gave an ear whipping almost four hours long last night for a scoop of mystery meat and a spoonful of smashed potatoes with lumpy gravy on them!!!

ear whipping by Telephony October 4, 2011

whipping boy 

Someone who takes the blame for somebody/everybody else's screwups.

Ferdinand is the whipping boy in his frat since he's a freshman.

whipping boy by Shawn B. April 29, 2003

water whipping 

cooking crack

im in the kitchen water whipping

water whipping by gmg2k6 December 27, 2009

whipping it out 

removing ones dick from their pants in a very quick manner

that loser always whips it out at random times

whipping it out by screwster May 14, 2005

Asian Whining

When Asian kids at school complain about getting a 99 on a test that everyone else failed

Martin: (sees 99 on a BC Calculus Test) OMG UBER FAIL! My parents are gonna kill me! They might even take away my StarCraft!!!!!

Ruifan: (holds up 63) Okay, enough with the Asian whining. Believe it or not, 99 is a good grade.

Asian Whining by DirtySanchez999999 February 22, 2011

whipping skippy 

To masturbate

I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.

whipping skippy by Jonathan April 9, 2004