sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long 

Lucas

Lucas is a sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long nerd. His mum is a slag.

sad faggot who plays runescape while he's having an operation cos he cant bare to be away from runescape for to long by Danzzzzzzzz November 9, 2010

Get It While It's Hot 

When a girl is done taking a dump and you have anal sex as soon as she exits the bathroom.

*ring ring*
Tom: Hello?
Sam: Hey Tom! What's up?
Tom: Oh nothing much Sam, you?
Sam: Just waiting for my chick to get out of the bathroom.
Tom: Dude! Are you going to get it while it's hot?
Sam: That's not a bad idea Tom! Oh she's out i got to go.

Get It While It's Hot by jmans12 July 23, 2010

wetting the soil while it's being planted 

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

wetting the soil while it's being planted by morting September 5, 2025

Hey, it's been a while. How are you? 

Another way of saying "I need a favor" or "I need to borrow something".

Person 1: "Hey, it's been a while. How are you?"
Person 2: "What do you want from me this time?"

Hey, it's been a while. How are you? by Fresh Timbs November 10, 2018

It's been a while

It’s been a while. This sentence compensates for any mistakes made doing the job

Just after Jon blows Sean's head off with the fully tensioned spring he mumbles "it's been a while"

It's been a while by Go-on-lad September 29, 2018

It’s been a while 

That thing u say to your ex or friend when it’s been a while and you don’t want to live without them

Hey, it’s been a while.

It’s been a while by Lil barnacles #1 fan June 18, 2023

eating while shitting 

The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.

Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!

Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.

eating while shitting by brobbinso January 25, 2016