A state of being where you are not over-excited nor unimpressed, but just satisfied and calm.
"I know it's hard, but try to stay whelmed."
- Robin Young Justice (2011)
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When you're not overwhelmed, or underwhelmed. You're just neutral.
"How are you, Ginger, my love, my dove, my fire?"

"Oh, fair strapping lad, I am whelmed, that is all."
by Jinjus August 7, 2007
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a state of utter neutrality where one is neither under or over whelmed

can most commonly be used when a fact is given, intending to be interesting, but in fact is completely useless
Person 1: I found out something really interesting today

Person 2: oh yeah?

Person 1: The average person drinks four cups of tea per week

Person 2: I am whelmed by that information
by stigmato October 19, 2010
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The definition of overwhelmed or underwhelmed is a variant of to much or to little of an expected emotion, that would mean whelmed would be an exact feeling of emotion that was previously expected.
1) The first movie was terrible . As a result i was whelmed with the results of the sequel.
( note that whelmed can only be truly understood by people who know or understand your feeling before the events that you are describing in said sentence.)
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To be so thoroughly unmoved by something that even being underwhelmed is too much effort. A state of complete apathy.
"How was American Idol last night?"

"It was absolutely average. I was completely whelmed."
by thurmability March 1, 2009
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adjective

1. between underwhelming and overwhelming; just right; the perfect consistency.

2. average; in the middle.

3. mediocre
Goldilocks tasted little bear's porridge and it was whelming.

Want to come over? Two hours would be whelming.
by dressedinleather March 30, 2009
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When you’re not feeling overwhelmed or underwhelmed.
“I’m feeling quite whelmed today, Jared.”
“But that’s not a word, Evan.”
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