a device invented by cavemen for cavemen so they could escape their wives
Hey that neanderthal
had a good idea with that wheel, now our wives won't force us to do crap we don't want to!
To Wheel (Verb)- Being able to attain the affection of an attractive female through one's smooth words, suave interaction, and or good looks. A guy who "wheels" is one who can easily pick up chicks. One who is not good at getting girls is referred to as "having no wheels."
"I don't know how he does it, but Ben wheels
so many girls."
"Did you see Jacob last night? He was wheeling that one hot chick so hard."
"I feel bad for Josh, he has no wheels
A song by the Foo Fighters. Released on their Greatest Hits album.
A: "What's next on the album?"
Something that a slow person does not have. One of the least known people without wheels is teddy.
Teddy has no wheels!
a term used to refer to a person who is confined to a wheelchair.
nice wheels. can you do any tricks?
you should get some sweet dubs for that thing.
nice wheels, turbo.
A nickname given to a person who through generally oafish, apish and neanderthal-like behaviour appears almost to be mentally retarded. As would be expected a social ineptitude accompanies this. A wonderfully agile mind may well be hiding beneath the surface but the outward appearance and demeanour means the recipient would not seem out of place pushing themselves along in a wheelchair, wearing a safety helmet and screeching at the top of their voice: "WHEEEELS!"
After meeting such a person: "Is wheels autistic?"
Or after going out for dinner: "Why does wheels eat like a caged beast?"
On a night out: "Look at wheels dance, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen!"
A man's testicles. Usually located in his scrotum unless heavily knocked.
1. The rugby league player said "He grabbed my wheels and gave them a bit of squeeze, 100 per cent, I looked at the ref and said 'What's doing?'"
2. The boy said "I saw the neighbor trying to park his car in mummy's garage but his back wheels kept hanging out"