Whats the jo? 

it is a question asking another person their current state of affairs, like "whats happening?" or "how you doing?".

"Yo man, whats the jo?"

Whats the jo? by Jag November 25, 2005

What the john? 

Devin Caherly's catchphrase. Usually used when surprised.

Announcer: The winner of the lottery is Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?

What the john? by iCruncher May 25, 2022

What The John Kane! 

1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.

Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!

Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?

What The John Kane! by JohnKaneAdmirer February 7, 2010

What's the John? 

What's up with that?

From rhyming slang: what's the story? = what's the john dory? = what's the john?

Tank: Simpsons aren't on tonight. Big Brother is on instead.

Dave: What's the John?

What's the John? by tankass May 20, 2003

what the joo?

said many times in the tv show south park.an alternate to saying what the fuck in a funny way, but still a way to not piss of your mom

what the joo? is that paris hilton!

what the joo? by Ryan Gonzalez~the joo~ October 30, 2005

what the joint 

a phrase that is used when you are in shock.

can be replaced by: wtf, what the hell, what the heck.

what the joint is going on here?

what the joint is that stench?

what the joint, are you loco?

what the joint by brandon Zito April 15, 2008

WHAT THE JOHN?! 

Devin Caherly’s catchphrase used when surprised

Announcement:The winner of the killing streaks, Devin Caherly!

Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?!

WHAT THE JOHN?! by nao and gis June 7, 2022