Saying "What is a matter with you?" in an easy to say catch fraise combining the words "whats" "a" "matter" and "you" to save precious air because we all know that all air will become polluted in a couple years.
a word describing what he has to do (which is usually messed up, thus the screwed up word) to get a chick's number in his Blackberry (or other crappy technological phone)