What would a feminist do? 

A phrase implied ironically in situations where a person is trying to reach the conclusion of something and failing or when thinking of what to do in a critical situation. Inspired by the internet's ironic implications on feminism.

Jacob: All of my data was posted online, what do I do??
Sunnie: What would a feminist do?

What would a feminist do? by Dznguyitran May 21, 2017

What Would Sully Do? 

WWSD - With all the constant coverage of our beloved US Airways pilot Sully who landed his aircraft in the Hudson, many are asking him all sorts of life-changing questions. When faced with a serious challenge, such as choosing between the 31 flavors at Baskins-Robins or whether to fight back with an attacker or flee, we ask ourselves; What would Sully do?

I saw my puppy AJ in the middle of a busy street, I had to ask myself, What Would Sully Do?

What Would Sully Do? by Barron AJ von Balbaag March 3, 2009

What would Jesus do? 

A phrase used by over enthusiastic Christians when things go wrong, where they work out, what Jesus, son of God would do if he was in your situation, forgetting that they can't do anything that Jesus can do.

Guy: My wife ran away with Judd, I lost my job and now i can't feed my 5000 kids! What would Jesus do?!

Guy 2: Probably use his magic powers to smite the traitor and feed the 5000 kids with a loaf of bread and half a fish...

Guy: Awww shit...

What would Jesus do? by Riot_man April 26, 2010

What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.

Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!

What would Kratos do? by Riot_man April 26, 2010

What would Jack do? 

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

What would Jack do? by Scott... August 8, 2006

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go 

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.

Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go by meavagemary January 18, 2022

What Would Valve Do? 

(WWVD)
"What Would VALVe Do?" is a rhetorical question that one asks a video game company. It questions whether or not a course of action that a video game company is or will be taking is something that VALVe - a popular video game company that many gamers believe does everything right - would do.
WWVD is usually a chastising remark, meant to rebuke a company for a bad decision.

Come on, Capcom. You took the horror out of Resident Evil 5 and put in just pure action. I mean, What Would Valve Do?

Why do we have to pay so much for DLC? Why not include it in the game, or as a free update? What Would Valve Do?

What Would Valve Do? by Cossack 69 April 4, 2009