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don't touch what you can't afford 

What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.

Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.

However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.

Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.
Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."
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thats what I thought 

A word that no guy would let slide
Jack: Okay you’re right
Bob: “Thats what I thought
Jack: *Punches him in the face repeatedly*
thats what I thought by decomplex December 4, 2022

Thats What I Thought! 

1- Another way of saying , yeah i thought so
2- Meaning, Yeah Shut all that Krap(Shi*) up
3- also saying yeah, shut up
jessie heard about a fight and tells Kayla. Kayla knows what actually happend and tries to tell jessie what went down.

Jessie- No im right !
Kayle- No, because i was standing right there wactching it happen
Jessie- Ooo.
Kayla- Yeah "Thats What I Thought!"
Jessie - O shut up lol
Thats What I Thought! by Kira H.. January 10, 2010

That’s what I thought

Interpreted as a dominant version of the phrase “make me.” Used as a method of flirting.
person 1: “why don’t you make me then?”

person 2: “ya? maybe i will.”

person 1: “haha never mind

person 2: “ that’s what i thought.”

That's what she thought 

1) What you say when a person ur having a conversation says something that could mabye be sexual ..............................................but not really.

2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.
(At a softball game.)
Man: Whoops sorry!

Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.

Idiot: That's what she thought!

Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!

(Smoke Break)
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.

Man: That's what she thought!

That's what I thought he'd say 

I'm not going to say I knew he would say it but that's what I thought he'd said.
Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."

That's what I thought he'd say 

I'm not going to say I knew he would say it but that's what I thought he'd said.
Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."