What is hap?

A phrase uttered by somebody who has no idea what is happening. Can be used as a funny way of saying wtf.
Originally started in the FantasyBattlefield clan teamspeak.

~FanT members talking over the mic while playing Battlefield 3~

Taj: *raspy voice* Winkly. WINKLY. Get in the car WINKLY

Offal: What is hap?..

What is hap? by pjano September 7, 2012

What the hap is fuckening 

That point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore.

So much has been going on at school lately that all I can say is what the hap is fuckening?!

What the hap is fuckening by crusty meme October 12, 2016

what the hap is fuckening 

A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.

Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it

what the hap is fuckening by my name jeff69 April 25, 2019

What the hap is fuckening 

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

What the hap is fuckening by MizzBean August 24, 2025

That's not what is happening

And if you know enough to change the name then you know more than what you are telling your audience. This is exactly why nobody give a fuck when YouTubers get murdered. And if you don't suffer for doing this, someone else will do it for you, you hairy faggot.

Hym "Nah. Say it right before it's too late. That's not what is happening here and it is clear that the YouTuber strategy is to lie and hope that I murder your kids before they get what's coming to them. Welp. Charlie already got his. One down. Might have been the wrong Charlie but, hey, they are trying their best. If they weren't so fucking delusional and narcissistic maybe Charlie would be alive. That's what I would like to find out. Oh, and it clearly isn't gone yet because they are still trying to get me to delete something."

That's not what is happening by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

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what is box happening? 

What the fuck is going on!?

Kid tripping on DXM goes to the Science Museum. Upon entering the building exclaims, "WHAT IS BOX HAPPENING?"

what is box happening? by Sophomorical June 14, 2008