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When an evil wizard has sex with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.
Guy 1: "Are you going to the fuckening?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just as soon as I get the horn of a unicorn so I can slay the wizard"
by Watcher of Your Highness April 18, 2011
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The commencing of getting royally fucked
by Pisces2282 May 10, 2014
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first used on the hit film 'your highness' as a term to describe a fuck that would happen when two moons became one. an event that would spawn a dragon baby.
ugly old witch:(raises toast) To the Fuckening!
warlock:(also raises toast) Yes, to the fuckening!!
by beefsmith May 02, 2011
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Fuckening is the ritualized taking of someone's virginity to become a more powerful being. It is best done under the light of a full moon with spectators in dark robes.
Brad: Hey your looking fierce bro, whats up?
Ned: Julie and I took part in a fuckening last night I feel great!
Brad: HIGH-FIVE!
by Sebastian Steelflex October 20, 2014
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The anger induced sex that occurs after an argument or a misunderstanding between two or more beings.
While most often occurring between two lovers, recipients can include, but are not limited to; bf/gf, wife/husband, co-workers, criminals in prison, and various members of the animal kingdom.
"Fuck Off!" She exclaimed. And at that moment the look in his eyes told her the fuckening was about to begin.
The male lion, with his huge mane, stood upon the savana victorious over his older adversary. The lioness, distracted by today's kill, is oblivious to the fuckening she and her fellow lionesses are about to receive.
by figarojames November 04, 2016
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A combination of the words "fuck or fuck'n" with "happening".
Example 1: Yo what's fuckening ova your way tonight?
Or
Example 2: What's fuckening with Trump being elected our President?!
by Thicklilmiss November 18, 2016
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When the sex you're having ends with a disappointing twist
I engaged in sexual relations with a young dame when unfortunately it transpired to be a fuckening
by twelveofaces September 30, 2016
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