1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."
by Margaritaville1025 January 12, 2012
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term used when a girl is PMSing or being the usual nagging, negative sadistic whore that she is.
Jen isn't coming out anymore, she says shes not in the mood
what's twisting that bitch's tit?
by porneggs May 29, 2006
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A term often applied to a situation worse than one you'd normally say "What the fuck!?" to.
You killed my family, blew up my car, and jizzed all over my bed!? WHAT THE BITCH?!
by Jeremy B November 21, 2003
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similar to "what the hell" but with more awesomeness since I invented it

sometimes pronounced "what the Batch"

can be shortened to "WTB"
(1)WHAT THE BITCH IS SHE DOING!!??!!
(2)like, what the batch...
by Tony P-C July 11, 2008
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What the bitch?? Is when your so shocked/stunned from the stupidity of the situation or person . Can also be used when someone is being dumb . This is a great alternative to "what the fuck" and will help you gain some extra SWAG points with your homes/lovers . The meaning can also be playful.
Magnus , like what the bitch?? You are actually tati
by Magnus G Niemand April 4, 2022
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