What hap? 

Short for "What happened?"

Can also use it as a greeting by saying "What's hap?"

"WTF? The file transfer was at 90 percent. What hap?"

What hap? by goodkind November 5, 2009

What the hap is fuckening 

That point of exasperation where you cannot form normal sentences anymore.

So much has been going on at school lately that all I can say is what the hap is fuckening?!

What the hap is fuckening by crusty meme October 12, 2016

what the hap is fuckening 

A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.

Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it

what the hap is fuckening by my name jeff69 April 25, 2019

What is hap?

A phrase uttered by somebody who has no idea what is happening. Can be used as a funny way of saying wtf.
Originally started in the FantasyBattlefield clan teamspeak.

~FanT members talking over the mic while playing Battlefield 3~

Taj: *raspy voice* Winkly. WINKLY. Get in the car WINKLY

Offal: What is hap?..

What is hap? by pjano September 7, 2012

What the hap is fuckening 

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

What the hap is fuckening by MizzBean August 24, 2025

What happened to you? 

A stunningly inappropriate and thoughtless question often blurted toward a handicapped person, the only proper answer to which is "Don't ask".

"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.

What happened to you? by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

what happens on earth, stays on earth 

This line was from Kendrick lamar's new album, people thought it was something random, but it actually is based off a bible verse, 1 Timothy 6:7-"For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certaina we can carry nothing out."

"Its okay bro, what happens on earth, stays on earth."

what happens on earth, stays on earth by UGLYGOD_1 April 27, 2017