what a boner 

Another way of saying "what a bummer"

Your mom didn't buy you an Xbox one? What a boner.

what a boner by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017

Whataboner 

When you got like a hard-on for a Whataburger. Like just absolutely lusting for it. To the point where you have a mighty need for some Whataburger.

Dude, you cannot be giving me a Whataboner while we're drinking, I can't drive.

Whataboner by H1Sp33d February 20, 2024