a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)
waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.
by lockenload23 March 12, 2017
the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
by logao November 4, 2018
What the fuck but better
by Wtsqueen January 28, 2021
"Yoooo i asked the Brian's mom out yesterday and she said yes I'm so hyped!"
"What. The shit. YOU ASKED WHO OUT?"
"What. The shit. YOU ASKED WHO OUT?"
by Alxi. February 14, 2021
by xoxogossipgirl10 December 1, 2016
A phrase or word is used to explain a given situation's unexplainable or randomness. It can be almost anything that takes away from a daily situation. Similar to "WTF," what the shit!? It is geared towards naming something absurdly random or out of place, funnily and comically or unexpected, and potentially negative or interfering.
Ex 1- You walk into a room, and someone you've never seen before rushes past you w/ a katana in a unicorn mask and slams the door behind you. "What the shit?!" You say as if you cannot explain the event that just unfolded.
Ex 2- You mind your business texting on your phone when you get added to a random group chat that spams you w/ back and forth trash talking and loads of memes that nearly make your phone shut down. You say, "What the shit?!" In awe of this random moment.
Ex 2- You mind your business texting on your phone when you get added to a random group chat that spams you w/ back and forth trash talking and loads of memes that nearly make your phone shut down. You say, "What the shit?!" In awe of this random moment.
by UNITUS827 October 5, 2022
The term describing somthing so obscene that you need to come up with a even more obscene picture in your mind to make a joke
by Bigbean69699 October 22, 2022