Porcelain Whale Song 

The sound you get when you sit down on a toilet and fart...but nothing else comes out. The reverberation is amplified by the conical shape of the toilet.

I thought I was going to drop a major deuce, but instead, I was treated to a concert by the Porcelain Whale Song.

Porcelain Whale Song by The great and wonderful Sanchez August 24, 2016

commercial whaleing 

To go out looking, hunting for extremely obese women(like the mother in, What's Eating Gilbert Grape), to have sexual relations with.

Way past hogging, plus no alcohol, or drugs is involved, just the pure enjoyment, and bragging rights of beaching a real heavey, or worthy trophy.

My cousin said upon seeing a two extremley large girls, one with a 4 prong cane, the other on a jazzy scooter, "it looks like a great night to be Commercial Whaleing".

A coworker of mine, said after a night of commercial whaleing, he was afraid they were going to have to cut the wall out of his house to remove his prize.

commercial whaleing by JJBIII October 16, 2009

Whalebanger 

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.

For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.

Whalebanger by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011

whaledog 

A female so irritating and unattractive (possibly out if shape) they are comparable to an ugly mix of whale and dog.

Joe: hey Steven I'm kinda feeling that girl I've there should I talk to her?
Steven: I don't know man she's kind of a whaledog...

whaledog by 69overkiller February 7, 2014

Wheesong

Started out as a typo, wheesong is the act of wheezing so hard that it actually creates an unpleasant symphony, its a quite a remarkable thing if i say so

Aoona just wheezed so damn hard that i could hear her wheesong from miles away

Wheesong by Cunt: destroyed February 21, 2019

Whaleing 

a sport or game played between men. often played at played at large parties or social events that include the consumption of alcohol. it involves seeing which man can bring home the largest girl or "whale". poking or "harpooning" is hazardous but is recommended. winner is declared by an offical weigh in once the "whale" is incapacitated (passed out). players will often be refered to as ishmael or ahab.

yo, lets go whaleing.

Whaleing by Tim MacDonald December 1, 2006

whalebone 

A bump of ketamine that is so big it looks like a whalebone. Whalebones are big and white and so is this huge mound of animal tranquilizer. This usually leads to falling into a k-hole depending on your tolerance.

Yo it took me forever to get into this club tonight, bust me out a fucking whalebone right now so I can fall into a hole

whalebone by the original mad hatter February 28, 2007