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An action word, a step above being a chubby chaser. if a thin man is with an overly obese woman, not a woman who is slightly overweight, it is considered whale watching "Wow, that guy is really skinny...why is he with a girl that's like three hundred pounds?" "Oh, he must be whale watching"
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The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid. Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision. The cure? Fuck a hot chick. Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.
Dude1: Your gf is fat yo Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these Dude2: OMFG!! Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo |
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Watching a manly looking girl who's flat chested and not all that fat, usually known with a manly name such as Maeve. Sorry whale watching is gross
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The act of watching or observing fat people guy 1: "should we go to McDonald's?"
guy 2:"no, I don't like whale watching" |
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The urban sport of searching for whale tails (thongs that have peeked out above the waistband of a woman's skirt or pants. "Let's head down to Post Office Square for some whale watching"
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The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries. The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.
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The act of putting both your hands over your eyes in a circular figure, posing as binoculars, and searching for fat people (the whales). Dude, let's go whale watching at school tomorrow!
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