The act of whale poaching is when one (usually a straight male) goes to wheel one of the fattest girls that they know that probably has Heppatitis A, B, C and even others that havn't been discovered yet. This practice is only ever done under irony to make the poacher's friends laugh.
Charlie: Hey there's Victoria N, who wants to go Whale Poaching.
Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!
Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!
by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016
A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there
by Darkhaven January 25, 2011