2 definitions by AllahuSnackbarr
An agekin is a 16-17 year old guy who is in a sexual relationship with a 13-14 year old girl. It is believed that agekins are the ones who made the slogan "If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock"
Tommy: Yo Charlie got cheated on by Marina, we're going to egg her house.
Ryan: That's what Charlie gets fro being an agekin, but fuck it I'll egg her house with you guys.
Ryan: That's what Charlie gets fro being an agekin, but fuck it I'll egg her house with you guys.
by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016
The act of whale poaching is when one (usually a straight male) goes to wheel one of the fattest girls that they know that probably has Heppatitis A, B, C and even others that havn't been discovered yet. This practice is only ever done under irony to make the poacher's friends laugh.
Charlie: Hey there's Victoria N, who wants to go Whale Poaching.
Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!
Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!
by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016