1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

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A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.
by DAWAN June 1, 2003
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1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

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A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.
by JAMAL May 31, 2003
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