JAMAL's definitions

dora the explorer

A prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure".

Dora Dora Dora the biiiotch

by jamal February 18, 2004

tofurkey

1. Tofu shaped in a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.

2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.

by Jamal May 13, 2005

subseven

A Remote Access Trojan (RAT). Subseven comes with a client , server and EditServer program. The server is installed onto a computer without the victims knowledge offen by being bound to a legitimate program while the client is used to control the victim's computer. SubSeven if offen used by Wannabe hackers because of the lack of skill required to use this simple tool. Real hackers have little respect for the Lamers who use this program.

Dose anyone know a tutorial on SubSeven?

by Jamal April 20, 2005

Brooklyn

The GREATEST city in the WORLD hands down NIGGA!!!!!!!!!

ALSO MY BIRTHPLACE AND HOMETOWN B.

Brooklyn STAND THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

by Jamal September 30, 2004

whackjabob

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

by JAMAL May 31, 2003

flat squad

a group of girls who have no ass or boobs and are considered flat.

Here comes jane, sally, and lisa the flat squad.

by jamal February 14, 2005

shog

something shocking. when something outrages happens

jamal got mad brains? SHOGGGGG

by jamal June 18, 2005