JAMAL's definitions

dora the explorer

A prostitute who f***ed the monkey Boots, while singing with her backpack and her map. She doesn't like swiper because he didn't pay her for "pleasure".

Dora Dora Dora the biiiotch

by jamal February 18, 2004

tofurkey

1. Tofu shaped in a turkey.

2. Anything that is cool, hip, funky, or has a resemblence to tofu.

1. We ain't be having a real turkey this thanks giving. Tofurkey the real way to go.

2. Gotta get myself somma that tofurkey.

by Jamal May 13, 2005

Noogie dick

A male who receives a lot of noogies on his penis from friends.

"shut up noogie dick!"

by Jamal March 6, 2005

jesus sandles

berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)

Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.

by Jamal April 17, 2004

Drug Salad

When combining all drugs possible into one low-carb meal.

"Dude, didn't Rick die from that drug salad?"

"Yeah but it was totally worth it, nice trip."

by Jamal June 3, 2004

goon

an asshole who chills at a cornerstore and dont buy shit

Look at that motherfuckin goon over there. He aint doin shit.

by Jamal July 28, 2004

dontera

nice girl wit some big ol boobs.somebody dat i woulda hollad at

by jamal March 17, 2003